How could no one in the Andrew Bolt camp see this coming? The general public were invited yesterday to submit questions to the far right-leaning, op-ed slinging Mr Bolt using the Twitter hashtag #AskBolt. Like many things Andrew Bolt suggests, no one took it seriously and hilarity ensued. Literally thousands of questions were put forward (making #AskBolt the number one trending topic on Twitter yesterday afternoon), and almost none of them were legitimate.
Here are 12 of our favourites:
When did you realise that “Darth Vader” was a realisable career option? #AskBolt
— lukeayresryan (@lukeayresryan) August 20, 2013
#AskBolt Who is your favourite Wiggle?
— Peter Norrish (@reichman73) August 20, 2013
Can we send back the Bolt people? #askbolt
— Julia (@Julia_Stirling) August 20, 2013
When you make a Milo, do you go Milo or milk first? #AskBolt
— Edmund Hogan (@EdmundHogan) August 20, 2013
#AskBolt How old is chewbacca?
— Rossco Colvin (@RosscoColvin) August 20, 2013
What am I going to do with a gun rack? #AskBolt
— Catherine Gleeson (@CathGleeson) August 20, 2013
How does breaking bad end ? #AskBolt
— michael mcpeake (@mfmsoundlab) August 20, 2013
Would you rather have dicks all over your back like a stegosaurus, or one big dick on your face like a narwhal? #askbolt
— Reb Mery (@RebNotBec) August 20, 2013
Did you like that episode of Girls where its just Hannah and the doctor or did you think it was weird? #askbolt
— Henry Boles (@henry_boles) August 20, 2013
What is Nudge from Hey Dad doing nowadays? #AskBolt
— J B Hanley (@J_B_Hanley) August 20, 2013
#AskBolt Who’s on First?
— YaHoo, Seriously! (@AusGroucho) August 20, 2013
#AskBolt how do you run so bloody fast?
— David Booth (@dxbooth) August 20, 2013