Beyoncé Has Given Birth To Twins, Rendering Other Babies Obsolete
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Beyoncé has officially given birth to twins, rendering all other babies effectively obsolete. Hang your tiny heads in shame, other babies, because you will never be as #blessed or as #flawless as Beyoncé's gilded infants.
US Weekly reports that the singer gave birth at some point earlier this week, although it's unclear what day. A source close to the family told People: "Bey and Jay are thrilled and have started sharing the news with their family and closest friends."
Good on you, source.
Little else is known about the twins at this stage, but you can probably expect to hear much, much, much more very soon.
The singer announced her pregnancy in February of this year, with an Instagram photo of her baby bump, along with the caption:
"We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes."
Photo: CBS Photo Archive.