Silverchair's Drummer Claims A Hectic Gym Injury Killed His Touring Career
Dissed by a rose.
You get a job! You get a job! Everyone gets a job!
You ought to be caffeinated.
"Don't worry, Trump made sure to offend multiple demographics."
The tangents... oh *god*, the tangents.
Rosie O'Donnell, we need you.
"There's a streak of meanness now."