Righto, we all know why you're here. To watch this train absolutely cleave through a massive chunk of snow and obliterate idiot bystanders who clearly don't understand how physics works.

That video is right below, but allow me to get out some extremely sub-par cocaine puns before we get to it. Just... just let me have this, ok?

Here's me entering the work Christmas party.

I've heard about railing white lines but this is ridiculous!

The Charlie Express just pulled into Goey Station.

TFW you sneeze at The Ivy at 3am on a Sunday morning.

K, I'm done. Enjoy:


RIP those stupid, stupid people.

Picture: Youtube / Nick Colvin.