*gingerly approaches a nation in mourning*

Um, Australia? It's us, your gr8 m8s PEDESTRIAN.TV. Just, um, checking in to see how you're faring after news the first 'Bachelor / Bachelorette' couple anyone actually gave two shits about, Sam Frost and Sasha Mielczarek, have split after 18 months of what looked to be bliss if their socials are anything to go by.


The breakup is a bitter pill to swallow at the end of a truly shitty year, because true love and all that, so it makes sense many of you are - what's the word - expressing your grief on social media.

Some people are eating through the pain, while others are swearing off relationships in 2017.
You let it out, honeys.


Photo: Instagram / @fro01.