'Your Taxis' Starts Hashtag, Is Forced To Wade In Pool Of Their Own Inadequacy
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Like this one, from a dude who got an absolute toerag of a driver:
Or this one, from a guy who had a sick animal, you monsters:
Or this one, where the driver must have moved to Melbourne, like, yesterday:
@yourtaxis Driver said he didn't know where Flinders Street Station was and had me direct him there. Flinders. Street. Station.— HerpDerp HerpDerp (@HerpDerpx2) November 9, 2015
Or this one, told by a dude who made us want to simultaneously throw up in our mouths and also applaud him for accurately describing the stench unique to rancid cabs:
Or this terrifying tale of a BRUSH WITH DEATH:
And finally, this one, which pretty much summed up the whole lot of it:
In the history of colossal social media fuck-ups, this one's up there with the hijacking of E.L. James' Twitter Q&A and that #Susanalbumparty monster of a cock-up.
Not a failure from our point of view @HolyMudderOfGod YourTaxis proving a great opportunity for us to talk about our service with customers— yourtaxis (@yourtaxis) November 10, 2015
Not a failure from our point of view @StuRap YourTaxis proving a great opportunity for us to talk about our service with customers— yourtaxis (@yourtaxis) November 10, 2015
Images: YourTaxis' Twitter.