We are all, to some degree, wankers.

You've got your once-a-month wankers. Hobby wankers, if you will. They'll wank as a means of stress relief. It's an independent choice, rather than a compulsion. 

For others, wanking is as regular and natural as eating breakfast. It's a routine thing. 


Then you've got your professional wankers. These fellas spank the monkey like the monkey did a war crime. 

It's this last group of people who will most likely own a Fleshlight, and if you identify as one of these people, boy do we have some good news for you.

Purveyors of deeply horny content, PornHub, have released a new category of videos that'll sync up to your Fleshlight to provide you with the silkiest toss known to humankind.

The toys will simulate the action that's going on in the video through a range of varied pulses, thus rendering your wrist obsolete. 

The content is being produced in partnership with Ufeel.tv, a company that already have a firm grasp of interactive pornography. They've pledged that the category will launch with hundreds of clips and that at least 5 news ones will be added erryday.

The best bit? The videos are free. Now that is something to mast about.

(I would link to the specific PornHub section I'm referring to but I've already Googled 'fleshlight' 'synonym for wank' and 'pornhub' in the last five minutes so I'm drawing the line here, lest I get fired for being randy. Google 'PornHub Interactive' and you will find your way. Godspeed.)

Source: The Verge.
Photo: Jizz In My Pants / YouTube.