What is it about the woods?

First Hillary Clinton was spotted hiking in them like some kind of pantsuit-wearing Yeti. Then she announced her return to public life by saying that she was "ready to come out of the woods". And THEN, not 12 hours later, a picture emerges of Donald Trump Jr. posing in the woods like he was carried there on a golden throne.

Coincidence? I think not, despite the fact that the probability of these woods being the same woods is 1 in about a million.

'Donald Trump Jr. Is His Own Kind of Trump' said the New York Times (or as his dad calls is, the "failing New York Times"), and published a picture of Donald Jr. at his family estate in Bedford, NY.


Obviously, and with swift inevitability, the photo of Donald Jr. looking like he was mid-poop was viciously and without mercy torn to absolute shreds.




You can read the piece here, if you want. It's a bit off. At one point, journalist Laura M. Holson writes that Donald Jr. is a successful public speaker "who brings in an estimated $50,000 per speech", which is another way of saying he was paid a shitload to speak at an event hosted by French allies of Russia.

Photo: New York Times.