Your Horos Are Here: Someone In Your Circle Is Being Shady, Aries, So Keep An Eye On That

Fall in love with yourself this week as moody bitch Cancer season comes to an end, making way for spotlight-hogging Leo season (head here to read all about what that means). In the meantime, here’s your horoscopes for the week ahead…

ARIES

Have you been feeling hella nostalgic lately? Dreaming about the old days, looking at old piccies on the daily, etc etc? Well this is because Jupiter has been retrograde for the last month, but on Wednesday July 28, it heads back into weird-ass Aquarius. From here on out, be sure to keep an eye on those in your inner circle (perhaps even the people who cropped back into your mind due to those nostalgic feels) as you might find that someone is being shady as fuck.

TAURUS

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As growth planet Jupiter leaves retrograde and enters Aquarius and your career zone on Wednesday July 28, you’ll be reminded that teamwork really does make the dreamwork. All that networking you’ve done (or are about to do) will pay off and you’ll have several peeps to call upon in your time of need

GEMINI

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It seems like you’ve lost sight of your goals, hopes and dreams, which you can blame on Jupiter retrograde, but since it’s coming to an end on Wednesday July 28 as the expansive planet enters Aquarius and your goal-kicking ninth house, your career spark will be back with a bang, babyyy.

CANCER

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Were you planning on shooting your shot with something risky? Maybe quitting your job or starting a new business venture? The stars reckon you should hit pause on that for now as Jupiter transitions from your visionary ninth house to your intimate eight house, meaning your focus should be on bettering yourself and mending bridges, rather than on time-sapping ventures.

LEO

Happy Leo season, you lion goddesses! Those Leo vibes are all about falling in love with yourself, but with Jupiter leaving retrograde and shooting into Aquarius and your intimacy zone, your focus will also need to be on a serious relationship that needs some work. There’s enough love inside you to go ’round, especially while Leo energy is in the air.

VIRGO

Vibe check, Virgo! How ya doing? Is everything all good with you? Has anyone stopped to ask you if you’re happy? ‘Cos people don’t do that enough, so your horoscopes are asking: Are you happy? If the answer is no, then channel Leo season’s self-love energy and focus on doing shit that makes you happy. Happiness starts from within etc.

LIBRA

As Jupiter leaves retrograde and hits Aquarius and your fifth house of romance vibes, it’s time to fall back in love with love. Is there a relationship that’s on the fritz? Work through those dramas and restore balance as best as you can. Leo season has just kicked off, as well, so make sure you’re loving yourself, too.

SCORPIO

My fellow sexy Scorps will be feeling on fkn fire this week with love yourself Leo season kicking off, but also with Aquarius venturing into your lurve zone. You’ll be feeling yourself in a major way – hell, even a literal way. In this house we’re sex positive, bb.

SAGITTARIUS

You’re usually quite the chatty Cathy of the Zodiac who’s always mid convo with someone (either in person or IRL), but because of Jupiter being in retrograde since June 20, you’ve been laying low and keeping to yourself (COVID may or may not have had something to do with that as well), but with your house of communication popping off this week, your voice will be back and better (read: louder) than ever.

CAPRICORN

Expansion planet Jupiter, which has been in retrograde for the last month, will exit the dark pits of planetary detention and enter your second house of werk, inspiring you to get some structure back into your life (lord knows there’s nothing Caps crave more than structure). Time to clean house, my Earthy pal.

AQUARIUS

Leo season is here to tell you to focus on me, myself and I (not me, the astrologer, I’m talkin’ ’bout YOU). Plus, with Jupiter heading into Aquarius (you again!), you’ll be inspired to spend your time and energy on bettering yourself, expanding your horizons, and just living your best life in every way. Your horoscopes said so!

PISCES

Jupiter is leaving your sign this Wednesday and heading into Aquarius and your twelfth house of growth and healing, so expect your already wild imagination to run even more wild. Explore yourself and find new vibes, new adventures, and new perspectives. Set your soul on fire, baby.

Matty Galea is the Senior Entertainment Editor at Pedestrian who also dabbles in woo-woo stuff like astrology and crystals and has been penning horoscopes since the start of his career. He also Tweets about pop culture and astrology and posts spicy content on Instagram.

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